TIAC — The OFFICIAL TrumpIsA**** Token

If you have stumbled on this page, welcome! $TIAC is not yet available, and the buy/redeem functions described here do not work. We plan to go live soon! Stay tuned.

The Great $TRUMP Grift Meets Its Worst Nightmare: $TIAC

Crass, mercenary, amoral, corrupt, unscrupulous… the list goes on. How does one capture all these negative qualities in a single word?

The late, yet immortal, Janey Godley, to whose memory this token is dedicated, came up with the perfect answer, as illustrated above.

This is not misogyny, or puerile name-calling. Let’s look at the dictionary definition of the “C” word:

Cunt (noun)

1. We all know this one.
2. We all know this one too.
3. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.

Yes!! We mean #3.

We considered alternatives. Trump is a dork? Trump is a crook? Trump is an idiot? Ho-hum.

Fortunately, we have a word that encapsulates the innumerable negative qualities of this man. And that’s the one we chose.

We would prefer to spell it out, but to have a shot at being listed on major exchanges, we will have to stick with the asterisks :)

Donald Trump launched his own vanity token, ticker symbol $TRUMP, name "OFFICIAL TRUMP", just three days before his inauguration — no more than a slush fund in disguise.

Never in U.S. history has any president done anything so astonishingly venal. Remember Jimmy Carter? He put his peanut farm in a blind trust for the duration of his presidency to eliminate even the slightest suspicion that he might — what? — manipulate peanut prices in his favor? How we miss him.

And now, here we are, watching a sitting president openly use crypto as his personal piggy bank, and hosting events for the biggest investors in his coin. Selling access to the presidency.

Of the one billion tokens created for $TRUMP, a staggering 80% have been held back in two Trump-associated entities - effectively owning four-fifths of the money invested in this project by others.

$TIAC is different - in just about every possible way

To balance the scales, we introduce TIAC (ticker symbol $TIAC, name "OFFICIAL TrumpIsA****")—an acronym whose meaning should be obvious even to the dullest of intellects, yes, even Donald Trump’s.

$TIAC is a pure political statement, and (unlike $TRUMP) does not profit the developers in any way. We believe that $TIAC has been launched as fairly as is logically possible. Here's how:

• No team allocation — all tokens are distributed by the smart contract. No airdrops, no presale, no premint. No trading fees, aside from the negligible and unavoidable Solana network fees.
• Fixed supply — supply is fixed at the number of tokens sold during the initial sale period or 100,000 tokens, whichever is greater. If fewer than 100,000 are sold during the initial phase, the shortfall is minted to a program-controlled vault for continued sale.
• Flat price — Most tokens are sold on a "bonding curve" whereby the token price increases as tokens are sold. These tokens are vulnerable to shenanigans such as front running, whale cornering, and other exploits. $TIAC's fixed price and unlimited supply during the initial phase makes these exploits impossible. Note: when the (eventually) limited supply of tokens available from this site is exhausted, price may rise on secondary markets. What happens on secondary markets is beyond our control.
• Permanently redeemable — $TIAC is redeemable (1 TIAC for 1 SOL) forever via the program logic.
• No fees — The developers take no percentage.
• No developer access — all SOL collected is locked in a program-controlled vault, accessible only through redemptions.
• Trust by design — once upgrade authority is renounced, no one can push a different program. This is verifiable on-chain.

Don't Trust — Verify

Scams abound in the token world. People launch tokens that promise one thing and do another. How can you be sure that we won't just take the money and skip town?

You shouldn't trust us. You should verify everything.

We provide comprehensive instructions for verifying:

• The official TIAC mint address
• The smart contract audit report
• That the deployed code matches our published source code
• That the upgrade authority has been permanently revoked (no substitutions)

Read the full verification guide →

The official TIAC mint address is:

T1ACXXh9Xp15oKrh3s9REJnUtrUqbJ4xFEq2fege8Wv

Always verify this address before transacting.

Tokenomics

$TIAC is on unlimited sale at the flat price of 1 TIAC per 1 SOL until December 31, 2025 at 24:00 UTC.

When the unlimited sale period ends, the supply will be frozen. If 100,000 tokens have not been sold, tokens sufficient to bring the total supply to 100,000 will be minted to a program-controlled token vault and will remain available at the price of 1 TIAC per 1 SOL. If more than 100,000 tokens have been sold, no additional tokens will be minted. In either case, mint authority will then be burned and no additional tokens can ever be created. This occurs programatically - no action by the developers is necessary or even possible.

$TIAC is redeemable for 1 SOL per TIAC, forever. Redeemed TIAC will go into the token vault and will be available for resale.

If the token vault is exhausted, attempts to buy from the $TIAC smart contract (as on this site) will fail. If demand for $TIAC continues, the laws of economics ensure that someone will list $TIAC on a secondary market, at which time the price will float — if demand is strong, price will rise; temporary deviations below 1 SOL on secondary markets are possible due to liquidity, fees, or outages. Remember, $TIAC is always redeemable fee-free via the contract at 1 SOL per TIAC.

Caution!! We have no control over secondary markets and many scams are possible. Always check the mint id —

T1ACXXh9Xp15oKrh3s9REJnUtrUqbJ4xFEq2fege8Wv

Whales

In the token world, whales buy large amounts of tokens hoping to profit from a later price rise. Most tokens are sold on a curve whereby the price rises as tokens are sold, so buying in early offers an advantage to first movers.

In $TIAC's case, the price curve is flat and the first-mover advantage does not exist during the unlimited sale period or as long as $TIAC is available from the program. When the unlimited sale ends, and tokens available from the smart contract are exhausted, prices could rise on secondary markets. Because of $TIAC's permanent redeemability through the smart contract, any whale who seeds a liquidity pool on an AMM at the initial sale price runs no risk of impermanent loss. In terms of SOL, there is no downside, only an upside.

If you are a whale, and believe that $TIAC has a future, you might consider this token. We welcome whales!

Merchandise

We are not in the merchandise business. However, all the material on this website is in the public domain and anyone who wishes to produce and sell $TIAC-related T-shirts, coffee cups, etc. is welcome to do so. A more socially acceptable version of the Janey Godley graphic is provided for this purpose.

We would appreciate inclusion of our website URL (TIAC.io) and mint ID (T1ACXXh9Xp15oKrh3s9REJnUtrUqbJ4xFEq2fege8Wv) on your merchandise. This will help spread the word and should be a great conversation starter.

If you are a merchandiser, we will consider adding a link to your site in this section. Email us at the link at the bottom of the page.

License

All material on this website, including graphics and program code (downloadable as detailed above) are released to the public domain:

CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0) Public Domain Dedication

To the extent possible under law, the person who associated CC0 with this work has waived all copyright and related or neighboring rights to this work.

You can copy, modify, distribute and use the work, even for commercial purposes, all without asking permission.

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This software is not intended to perform any specific function or purpose. It is provided without expectation of fitness or utility for any application, including those you may infer.

Disclaimer

This is a work of parody and satire. Any resemblance of the “Donald Trump” (a name which, we assure you, was chosen totally at random) we portray on this website — a mendacious, self-aggrandizing, morally bankrupt charlatan; an inveterate liar, a pompous braggart, a thin-skinned fabulist with the ethics of a card-sharp; a mountebank, a felon, a walking thesaurus of dishonesty — to the (totally respectable) current occupant of the White House is entirely coincidental. America would never elect such a man to the most powerful office in the world. It just couldn’t happen.

Nothing you see, read, or otherwise encounter on this website should be construed as financial, legal, or investment advice. This project carries no guarantee of value, profit, or permanence. Participation, if any, is at your sole discretion and risk.

While every effort has been made to design the system with transparency and fairness, no digital project can be said to be immune to technical failures or malicious exploits — as many have learned to their cost. Hacks, bugs, and unforeseen vulnerabilities are always possible. You should proceed with the understanding that no promises or warranties — express or implied — are offered or should be inferred.

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